Ellrins Syndrome

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Thank you for coming in, ██████. I hear you've been worrying about some odd symptoms lately. Exhaustion and low motivation, yes? Ah, and anxiety, of course. I see. And you said you think you've figured out what it is? 'Ellrins'? Come on, now. I really did think you were better than that, ██████. Ellrins doesn't exist, we've talked about this. We talked about it on your first appointment, don't you remember? Ellrins only exists as an excuse for people who don't want to work. Have you tried losing some weight? Maybe go outside a little more often? The sunlight and fresh air will do you good. Yes- Yes, I'm aware of your 'Agoraphobia', but have you not ever heard of the sucesses of exposure therapy? Just open the front door, it's not that hard. You got here, after all, so how hard can it be? Oh, for goodness sake, stop crying. Turning on the waterworks won't do you any good. I'm a doctor, I'm not affected by this sort of thing. Ellrins does not exist, and you do not have it. Ellrins does not exist, and you do not have it. Ellrins does not exist, and you do not have it. Ellrins does not exist, and you do not have it. Ellrins does not exist, and you do not have it. Ellrins does not exist, and you do not have it. Ellrins does not exist, and you do not have it. Ellrins does not exist, and you do not have it. Ellrins does not exist, and you do not have it. Ellrins does not exist, and you do not have it. Ellrins does not exist, and you do not have it. Ellrins does not exist, and you do not have it. Pick up your bags and go back to class. Your grades are dropping.